求翻译：描写了苏贝想要进入监狱而使用的手段，却都未成功甚至还出现戏剧化的结局，令人啼笑皆非，比如他一开始想到一家灯火辉煌的饭店吃一顿然后被抓起来，但由于他的穿着，在刚进门时便被撵出了来。还有一次，他用石头砸穿了别人家的玻璃，可是由于他没有逃跑，所以警察认为这是其他人砸的，后来他想调戏一位妇女，进而引起注意。可是谁知那个女人却粘上了他，着类的事情还有很多。比如他在路上疯喊，警察却认为他是耶鲁大学的学生在庆祝；他拿了别人的伞，谁知这伞本来就不属于那个人……一连串的碰壁终于让苏贝的计划破灭。是什么意思？

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