求翻译：我从来没有想过我的生命中会跟阿富汗有什么交集,更搞笑的是又会跟只会在电视上才看到的美军又会扯上什么关系呢？这简直就是痴人说梦。宇宙实在是太神奇了！是什么意思？

I never thought my life in Afghanistan intersection even more funny is that the U.S. military will now only see on TV will also be seen to relate anything to do with it? This is simply nonsense. The universe is really amazing!

I never thought that my life would be like Afghanistan, what is more funny intersection is with will only be on the TV in order to see the US military will be involved and what is the relationship? This is virtually idiot. Space is really an amazing!

I had not thought what in my life can have with Afghanistan to occur together, does smiles is can with only be able only then to see on the television what the United States military can pull to relate? This is simply the moron talks nonsense.The universe really was too mysterious!

I never thought in my life would like Afghanistan what the intersection is more funny on TV will only will see us troops would only pull what does it matter? It is almost a fool's talk. Universe is really amazing!

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